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Boyfriend Explains Makeup
As soon as I saw this post on A Girl Recommends I knew I wanted to have a go at it with my partner. I natter on about makeup so much, plus I always drag him shopping with me, so I’m guessing he might be pretty good at this, or he might just pay no attention to me when I’m rambling on and not even know what a single thing is.. Let’s find out shall we?
Erm, *long pause* something you put on before foundation? Never even heard of it
Something else that you put on before foundation? To prime your face.. a special type of moisturiser?
That’s what you put on your face to make your skin look better. (….) Makes your skins look all the same colour & covers spots and stuff.
To ‘conceal’ spots? Redness? You use it for redness don’t you?
Is it like foundation? Think you put it on top of your foundation? Yeah you do. It’s to stop your face from being shiny
Erm, gel? I don’t know.. is it to darken your eyebrows?
It’s what you fill your eyebrows in with & you shape them how you want them “eyebrows are sisters not twins” .. see I do listen to you. (hahahaha)
You put this on your eyes don’t you? To give them some colour.. different colours, to make them look ‘cool’ (okay..)
Eyeliners for the line of your eye *eye roll* Oh I don’t know how to explain it, you put it here *pointing* and here *pointing* (I’ll give him this one since he pointed in the right place)
This goes on your eyelashes, makes em look more black, longer and stand out more
Corrects things on your face? Oh! It’s that green thing that’s for redness & stuff isn’t it, there’s other colours too for other things.. (think he remembered all my ‘multi coloured’ makeup)
It’s to make your face look better. ( thanks.. ) Oh wait, erm, it’s to darken under your cheek bones, make ’em stand out? Something like that anyway
Highlighter? I don’t know Jess, highlights your face? In fact, it highlights the good things about your face. (that’s more like it)
I know this one, it’s what you put on your cheeks to give them colour, like pink or red
Is it like blusher but brown? Is it what you use to brown your face up? Maybe when your tanned?
It erm, it sets your makeup I’m guessing. Stops it coming off? Like hairspray for your face.
You put this on your lips.. but around the edge? Like that women in card factory? (hahaha) Think it’s supposed to make your lips stand out? look better?
‘Did okay then didn’t I? See, I do pay attention’
Got to admit, I am pretty proud of him, I expected him to know a few, but I didn’t think he’d actually know that many!! Wish he didn’t though, would have been a lot more funnier.. But I’v got to give it to him haven’t I. bless him x
I loved doing this, had a good giggle, so I suggest you all do it too, even if its your dad or your brother! Let me know in the comments if you’re planning on having a go, or if you’ve already done it so I can take a read!
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